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'El Chapo' injured. Unsure if he can complete the ultramarathon


Today some fans found out the location of 'El Guzman' and tried deseperately to catch a glimpse of him. Unfortunately, some fans couldn't help themselves and tried to embrace 'El Chapo' in an attempt to make an 'El Chapo selfie'. 'El Chapo' was very surpised when all of the sudden the fans showed up on a deserted path and started to make a selfie with him. He really didn't think they would find him.